Langdon Brook

Abolish the ATF
Created in 1972, Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be the name of a convenience store, not a violent gang of bureaucrats who hate the armed citizenry.

Abolish CPS
Child "Protective" Services destroys families and endangers the children it claims to protect, then federal incentives pay them to do more of it.

Abolish the DEA
The Drug Enforcement Administration has driven mass incarceration and eroded civil liberties without reducing drug abuse since 1973

Abolish the FBI
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has targeted political opponents and violated civil liberties since 1908 with virtually no accountability.

Abolish ICE
Immigration and Customs Enforcement was created in 2003 as a post-9/11 overreaction, treating immigrants as national security threats. America managed without it for 227 years.

Abolish the IRS
The IRS steals for wasteful and destructive government spending. Let's abolish it and replace it with nothing.

Abolish the NSA
The NSA is a government agency that listens to you. That's not what the government is supposed to be for.

Abolish the TSA
End useless and intrusive security theater, and protect privacy and civil liberties from police state tactics.

Abolish Zoning
Zoning laws are an example of government overreach that restricts individual property rights, stifles economic growth, and increases poverty.

¡Afuera!
Spanish for 'Out!' — the word you shout while ripping the names of doomed government agencies off a whiteboard. We have a lot of ripping to do.

Cop Watch
A major way to reduce abuse by law enforcement is through decentralized citizen oversight.

Defund Congress
Instead of sending Congress money to waste, allow individuals to decide how best to use their hard-earned money towards the public good.

Defy
Didn't we mean Obey or Conform? Nope.

Disobey
If we just do what we're told, they have us under control. This country was not founded on doing what the king and parliament wanted us to do.

End the Bar
You should be free to hire anyone you want to represent you in court, including lawyers that judges hate.

End the Drug War
End the failed War on Drugs, dismantle the prison-industrial complex it feeds, and let people and communities address addiction with solutions that work.

End the Fed
The Federal Reserve destabilizes the economy it claims to manage and buries us in debt to fund the ruling class. We were better off without it.

Inflation is Theft
Inflation only seems to temporarily create wealth. That wealth actually came from everyone else who was already holding the now-devalued currency.

Jury Nullification
We the jury find this statute unacceptable and the defendant not guilty.

Keep and Bear Arms
We're not going to require that you buy firearms to protect your family and community, but we strongly encourage the practice.

Less Marx More Mises
Karl Marx wanted state control of the economy. Ludwig von Mises wanted it left alone. We're with Mises.

Libertarian Veteran
Many veterans can be a good fit for the Libertarian Party for the same reasons they joined the military.

Minimum Wage is Systemic Racism
White supremacists designed the minimum wage to lock disfavored groups out of the workforce. It remains one of the most effective tools for doing exactly that. The market, left alone, finds work for everyone.

No Victim? No Crime
Far too many "crimes" have no victim

Nullify
If the federal government doesn't have the authority to do something, stop letting it. Actually, why stop with the federal government?

Only You Own Yourself
You are not government property. Self-ownership is the bedrock of every liberty we defend.

Roam Free
Your life is yours to navigate

Scofflaw
Tell the world exactly what your stance is on stupid, almost unenforceable laws.

Secede
Every political relationship should be voluntary — including the big ones

Should the Government ...NO.
That's as much of the question as we needed to hear to be able to answer it

TANSTAAFL
There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Lunch. Popularized by Robert Heinlein (1907-1988)

Taxation is Theft
The classic objection to taxation

Wage Peace
Governments wage war. People wage peace — through trade, cultural exchange, and refusing to go along when the war machine needs your money, your support, or your children.